'Diets' SUCK

So, I'm on a two day diet. I have to have a colonoscopy (yay-insert sarcasm here) on Tuesday, and so I'm on this stupid two day diet. I can only eat Jello, juice, water, broth. Yum. I'm SOOOO hungry! How can one get meal satisfaction from jello!? This chick needs food. I intentionally did not schedule myself to be at work today. Being around the bakery would just not be a good thing. I'll just clean my house instead. Maybe some things I'll find will make me not want food for a week anyway. Boo.